Tonight is the premiere of Are You There, Chelsea? and Whitney moves into its new time slot, so what better way to celebrate this television event than a drinking game.

NBC Happy Hour Drinking Game

• Drink whenever any character on Are You There, Chelsea? mentions alcohol
• Drink whenever Whitney makes you want to die

[disclaimer: TV Hangover is not responsible if you die]

There’s a one hour block of State of Georgia tonight including the season finale. What better way to celebrate this television EVENT than with a drinking game? This is TV Hangover after all.

Drink whenever:

• Georgia references wanting to be famous
• Jo wears a child sized shirt over another shirt
• Aunt Honey wears pajamas
• Georgia sings
• Jo uses the computer
• Aunt Honey sex innuendo
• Joke about Jo being awkward or a nerd
• Joke about Jo’s hair
• Georgia makes a ‘That’s So Raven’ face.
• Aunt Honey drinks or holds a glass
• Georgia is selfish
• Aunt Honey name drops a celebrity
• Drink Twice when You actually laugh at a joke

This week has been all about our crush on Kirsten Bell and our love for Veronica Mars so hopefully you’ve jumped on board but if not? Maybe alcohol will help! Alcohol always helps! Spend the weekend curled up in front of your television (computer screen) with your significant other (twelve pack of cheap beer) and watch a few episodes on Netflix Instant while you get smashed. I mean, what else were you going to do? Leave your living room? Yeah, sure.

Drink whenever:

• Someone says a character’s full name. Two drinks if it’s Veronica Mars’ full name.
• Someone asks for Veronica’s help.
• Someone mentions Veronica’s fall from 09er grace (including Veronica herself).
• Someone makes a pop culture reference. Two drinks if it’s dated, even for ‘04 (O-Town? Really?).
• Keith Mars says “Who’s Your Daddy?” and you feel icky.
• A flashback of Lilly Kane.
• Use of voiceover.
• Logan/Veronica verbal sparring.
• Weevil rides his motorcycle.
• Veronica uses her cell phone.
• Veronica wears a disguise.
• Veronica cries.
• There’s a really hot guest star (Paul Rudd! Adam Scott!).

I think Christian Slater’s character in Breaking In is basically JD from Heathers just older and less sexy.  Also, I am predicting this is going to be the best new worst show on television at least until Covert Affairs comes back on. So, I will be watching with my bottle of Chambord Vodka each week and live tweeting cause I am mad classy.

MTV’s highly anticipated/prematurely hated adaptation of Skins is premiering tonight at 10pm. If you’re doing it right, you’re probably going to get *crazy* fucked up to pretend that you’re a character on the show OR to blackout and forget that it even existed. Either way, you’re going to wake up hungover tomorrow. And the best cure for a hangover? More drinking! Don’t worry, we totally understand your lifestyle. So here’s a drinking game to play tomorrow morning, preferably with a giant pitcher of mimosas, as you’re reading the endless amounts of recaps and reviews to remember what happened and to find out whether or not you should admit that you actually like the show.

Drink whenever:

• Someone unfavorably compares it to the original UK version.
• Someone pretends the show is more edgy than it actually is.
• Someone bashes the acting (two drinks if it’s Tony’s acting).
• Someone struggles to defend it as a show for our generation.

Drink for the following words/phrases:

• Watered Down
• Glamorization
• Gossip Girl
• Drugs
• Alcohol
• Sex
• Gratuitous
• Real Issues

Try not to die before noon.