Jeremy: I’m a racist.
Isaac: Really?
Jeremy: Yeah, I’m a terrible racist, but I’ve been in the closet all these years, and I’ve decided I need to live an honest life. And I think all those people with the different skin colors and the funny accents should go back to where they came from and leave America to the white people who killed the Indians in the first place — which they deserved.
Isaac: Jeremy —
Jeremy: The whole country’s being taken over by the blacks and the Jews.
Isaac: You’re Jewish.
Jeremy: Well, I’ve got to be stopped.

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